INSIDE SCOOP
PRAXSYST SCANDAL REVEALED – SHAREHOLDERS TO LOSE MILLIONS
Written By: Sammy Steel
Would you believe this skat? Inside Scoop received an anonymous package from unknown sources that was obviously ganked straight from the CEO of PRaxSyst Inc’s personal computer, and BOY was the intel hot. Included in the data was a mountain of evidence that clearly shows that CEO Aryam Chomkosa have been privately selling their research and development I.P. to a German company, RYO systems. Not much is known about RYO systems beyond a simple smilescape spot on Germany’s Matrix (I checked – it doesn’t even look real). According to the information in the data pack, Chomkosa, the dirty son of a bitch, not only reeled in a cool ¥11.8M from the sale, which went through Friday night. This totally frags the Shareholders, who wouldn’t have discovered that they were going bankrupt for nearly a month. And would you believe the Chomkosa was currently expected to step down next Monday? He would have been long gone by the time the PEOPLE found out what this greasy fuck did. Well, the cat’s out of the metaphorical bag Chommy, you might wanna get your running shoes on.
As to the intel, we at Inside Scoop have agreed to turn the information over to the authorities, but apparently the runners, or as ole’ Annie Pylle’o’crap call’s them, amateur terrorists, had a much more elaborate plan, as I found a number of copies of the same intel on Shadowland only an hour after my copy hit my desk. So, it’s not just the copz who got some reading to do. Funny thing there Annie, I think Robin Hood was called a amateur terrorist as well…
See you in the shadows (but will you see me?)
Sammy Steel